It’s actually a good thing that the zombie apocalypse starts in Florida because then the zombies only have one way to go and that’s straight up into trigger happy redneck territory. I give it two weeks before monster trucks and mullets save us.
can we talk about how this is still getting notes
(via paging-doctorfaggot)
Shoutouts to sidewalks for keeping me off the streets
Shouts out to gravity for holding a nigga down
I Was Trying To Be Funny But It Came Out as Really Mean: A 5-part documentary starring me.
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